MightyOrns become the New Arrivals

On Sunday night, with the players expectantly grouped around a tv monitor (all except injured midfielder Nils "The Hof" Hofmeyer, who was engaging in some "stamina training" with the curvy new secretary), the 'Orns finally got to see their new series, and take a look at the 7 teams that will be deadly rivals for the next 14 weeks.

And, as is typical for MightyOrns, the HT Gods decided (in their infinite wisdom) to reward Benphase for 5 seasons of toil and strife by placing his team in the 25th hardest series in League V. Considering the league contains 1024 teams, Benphase's anger is fully justified. Rest assured the police won't be pressing charges after the ensuing alcohol-fueled, 6-hour long rampage through the local pubs.